Pimp Santa Suit

Yeah, so I'm entering this into the Santa's Most Extreme Makeover Contest. Santa looks too thin in this, and I mean, sure, he's an old guy, he prolly isn't very muscular, but it's Santa Claus, and Santa lifts that big bag over his shoulder ALL NIGHT. He's gotta be pretty hefty. He's not fat enough in this picture. So yeah. Anyway...

This is the perfect new Santa suit. A pimp suit. Why?

1. He dosen't have to lose any weight. A lot of pimps aren't skinny. Plus even if he was, Santa'd gain it all back eating all those cookies Christmas Eve.
2. It's a fur coat! It's warm!
3. He's got that bitchin' hat, yo. To keep his ears warm and stuff.
4. He can carry a "candy cane". Oh the puns!
5. What other kind of suit can you wear with winter boots and not look stupid?
6. Holly. Instead of a feather.
7. He can wear bling with it. (The "C" stands for Claus...or Christmas...or Chris...or something)
8. Three words: Green Leather Gloves, Dawg.

Prismacolor pencils, minor editting in Photoshop (because I don't have a scanner so I had to take a picture of it.